Friday, July 31, 2009
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Friday, July 24, 2009
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
So we left LA early and arrived in Paradise. Rented a van and the clown song played once again as the Bradley's, Colegroves and their copious amounts of luggage (which is an entity of its own) tried to fit into a van meant for 7 (while there may be 7 of us I am convinced there is double the amount of luggage). With my grandpa disregarding the GPS directions (I thought any minute the clam electronic voice was going to start using profanity and gain an attitude...'Ok then, turn right now dumbass') we made it to our house on the North Shore of Oahu. Did I say house? I mean mansion! Truly. You'll see the pictures. This is like a party house for large groups. On the coffee table there is a book signed by the Miami Cheerleaders.
When we arrived to the mansion at 2ish the cleaners were unexpectedly still there. The house had been trashed by its former occupants who had rented 2 houses in the area this one, being the nicer and on the beach, ended up housing everyone. They think there were about 20 people staying here! Need I say more about it being a party mansion? We went food shopping and were reminded of how things are often double the price in Hawaii. Except a pineapple which is $2.
We returned to the house and marveled at it some more. I went swimming/floating with style on our own beach took one of the best showers of my life. Outside, equipped with hot a cold water, looking at the tropical blue Ocean, listenig to the waves, hot weather and a breeze. It was Heaven.
After that Nonie, Jill, Kaylen and I walked on the beach, saw a perfect sunset and sea turtle. It was a bbq feast for dinner (including vegetables, yum!) and then bed time. I have my own room with a lanai (porch/verandah), a huge comfy bed, a closet with shelves to lay out my things and a fan to move the air. Heaven is Hawaii and this house me thinks =)
Happiness is a warm puppy Charles Schulz says.
Cara says Happiness is....
...a hammock on the beach in Hawaii
...fresh pineapple (I'll never eat canned again!)
...fresh coconut (now there's a hard nut to crack...my cousin is on the rampagne for coconuts with a hammer, screwdriver and determination)
...listening to the waves at you fall asleep
...putting your head beneath the water and feeling the water smooth tendrils of hair to your head like liquid fingers
Happiness (and after all the stress of the last 6 months I am so glad)
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Friday, July 17, 2009
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Tuesday, July 07, 2009
A comedian a day keeps....?
1) Russell Peters, 2) Jerry Seinfeld, 3) Dane Cook, 4) George Carlin, 5) Dave Chappelle, 6) Katt Williams, 7) Mitch Hedberg, 8) Robin Williams, 9) Chris Rock, 10) Steve Martin, 11) Eddie Izzard, 12) Richard Pryor, 13) Brian Regan, 14) Jeff Dunham, 15) Bill Hicks, 16) Demetri Martin, 17) Lee Evans, 18) Lewis Black, 19) Eddie Murphy, 20) Jim Gaffigan, 21) Pablo Francisco, 22) Ellen Degeneres, 23) Billy Connolly, 24) George Lopez, 25) Daniel Tosh, 26) Carlos Mencia, 27) Bill Cosby, 28) Steven Wright, 29) Gabriel Iglesias, 30) Ricky Gervais, 31) John Pinette, 32) Louis C. K., 33) Nick Swardson, 34) Jimmy Carr, 35) Ross Noble, 36) Doug Stanhope, 37) Jim Carrey, 38) Lisa Lampanelli, 39) Rodney Carrington, 40) Kathy Griffin, 41) Larry The Cable Guy, 42) Dylan Moran, 43) Rodney Dangerfield, 44) Frank Caliendo, 45) Chris Titus, 46) Patton Oswalt, 47) Ron White, 48) Stephen Lynch, 49) Jeff Foxworthy, 50) Mike Birbiglia